Stupid cat names go both ways: a) a name to give to your not so clever cat, b) the name itself is so stupid that it is the perfect funny name for the right cat.
I am aware that there is a difference between stupid cat names and dumb cat names but combining these two under one topic seemed like a good idea. In the end they can both serve the same purpose: be the perfect name for your new friend.
Most people consider their feline friend’s character or physical traits when choosing a name which is the right approach in my opinion. Although some of these traits change when a kitten grows into adulthood, some others stay the same such as being a little silly or dumb.
In the end, sometimes almost everything can change but the name sticks once the kitty establishes the relationship between the word(s) and itself. I have seen cats that were lost and found years after they were lost and they still responded to their names although they probably never heard the exact words for many years. So pick carefully because you have 104 names to choose from, with combinations even more!
If you are looking for a name that creates a contrast to your not so clever cat for some extra laughter, you may want to check our list of physics cat names 😸
Stupid Cat Names
Before you start reading the list of stupid cat names, I strongly recommend that you note the names you like as you go in order to be able to compare all the names you like in the end to pick your favorite. If more than one person will have a say in choosing the name, create your own separate lists and compare the lists in the end to see if there is any name that shows up in all lists to reach a consensus.
- Zed
- Hello
- Bacon
- Kitty Perry
- Yoda
- Dillon
- Sugar Pie
- Homer
- Chairman Miaow
- Noodles
- Blondie
- Squatsie
- Hammerhead
- Mister
- Buckwheat
- Chuck Snorris
- BamBam
- Babushka
- Fuzzy Doorstop
- Barney
- Dewey
- Baloo
- Yeti
- Bubba
- Moxie
- Taco
- Goofus
- Smudge
- Murray
- Dude
- Frodo
- Howie
- Muttley Crue
- Turnip
- Buffy
- Loopy Lu
- Dipstick
- Dalton
- Bimbette
- Kittler
- Dizzy
- Nugget
- Hairy Pawter
- Big Guy
- Pancake
- Ricky Bobby
- Forrest or Gump
- Pooh
- Jimothy
- Bumper
- Turtle
- Bubbette
- Miss
- Suki
- Patrick
- Zoomi
- Duke
- Elvis
- Mr. Bean
- Trout
- Toast
- Roo
- Dogfood
- Marbles
- Ding Bat
- Hobbit
- Sluggish
- Pumpkin
- Munchkin
- Kazooie
- Sprite
- Chewbacca
- Biff
- Whoopi
- Herman
- Token
- Chucky
- Catzilla
- Waffles
- Gunther
- Flakey
- Milkshake
- Hashtag
- Matter-Eater Cat
- Kramer
- Barbie
- Bo-Bo
- Pokémon
- Doris
- Bimbo
- Bird
- Cosmo
- Peteburger
- Sonic Boom
- George
- Gideon
- Power Paws
- Toto
- Huckleberry
- Fancy Feet
- Ozzy
- Otis
- Chewy
- Dogwelder
Whatever name you choose for your cat, the kitty is family now! So be responsible and take it to a vet regularly to take precautions for any preventable diseases with the help of early diagnosis. As the Wise Kitten, we wish you a long, healthy and happy life with your new feline friend.
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