Cats themselves are weapons and should be handled responsibly otherwise nonlethal injuries are inevitable. Therefore, weapon names for cats are just perfect.

Weapon names for cats are appropriate for a few reasons. Cats have been in battlefields all along the history. Ancient Egyptians even lost a war because of cats when Persians decided to carry cats in front of them during the siege of Pelusium thinking that the Egyptians wouldn’t shoot their arrows in fear of hurting such a sacred animal. Guess what? Persians were right and according to Heredotus, while 50,000 Egyptian soldiers died that day, the number of Persian soldiers died was only 7,000.

Soldier Names For Cats
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In many wars including the WWI and the WWII cats were the source of morale in the trenches and people even tried to use them as assassins and saboteurs (often, this did not end up well for them). In my opinion using an animal in war is just brutal and unforgiveable but we are human, we use whatever serves us and don’t think about anything else. Other lives don’t even matter to us. Unfortunately, this is the ugly truth.

However, using animals in wars and causing their deaths is not the same thing as giving them weapon names. Since weapon names for cats don’t have to be real weapons, I included some fictional weapons to the list. The categories for weapon names for cats are as follows:

  • Fictional and Real Manufacturer and Weapon Names For Cats
  • Weapon Parts, Accessories & Terms
  • Names of Fictional and Historical Marksman
  • “Occupations” That Use Weapons

Let’s see if we can find the perfect name for your new feline friend.

Fictional and Real Manufacturer and Weapon Names For Cats

Weapon Names For Kittens
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Here I picked some real weapon models, manufacturers and fictional weapons such as “Sting” from the Lord of the Rings or “Bat’leth” from Star Trek. It doesn’t matter if your kitty has a calm or aggressive personality, you may find a name that fits.

  1. Garand
  2. Mortar
  3. Grenade
  4. Infidel
  5. Armory
  6. Winchester
  7. Colt
  8. Springfield
  9. Rapier
  10. Katana
  11. Ballista
  12. Smith
  13. Savage
  14. Taser
  15. AK
  16. Scythe
  17. Mjolnir
  18. Lyle
  19. Machete
  20. Axe
  21. Bat’leth
  22. Phaser
  23. Desert Eagle
  24. Diplomat
  25. Remington
  26. Arc Gun
  27. Bullwhip
  28. Flare
  29. Beretta
  30. Crossbow
  1. Shotgun
  2. Powerhead
  3. Needle
  4. Glock
  5. SAM
  6. Blackhawk
  7. Carbine
  8. Bolt
  9. Catling
  10. Wesson
  11. Javelin
  12. Arrow
  13. Rhino
  14. Noisy Cricket
  15. Howitzer
  16. Sauer
  17. Browning
  18. Glaive
  19. Falconet
  20. Revolver
  21. Derringer
  22. Panther
  23. Longclaw
  24. Mini Nuke
  25. Pike
  26. Tomahawk
  27. Marlin
  28. Bomber
  29. Nerf
  30. Lance
Cat Weapon Names
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  1. Uzi
  2. Sniper
  3. Bushmaster
  4. Sting
  5. Arbalest
  6. Ruger
  7. Cannon
  8. Mameluke
  9. Shuriken
  10. Arquebus
  11. Sturm
  12. Heckler
  13. Stag
  14. Knuckles
  15. Navy
  16. Sig
  17. Lightsaber
  18. Rifle
  19. Pistol
  20. Chakram
  21. Nornfang
  22. Mace
  23. Batarang
  24. Iceman
  25. Magnum
  26. Koch
  27. Seraphim
  28. Musket
  29. Vulcan
  30. Wildcat

Weapon Parts, Accessories & Terms

When I started thinking about this post, names of some weapon parts and accessories seemed like really good cat names so I decided to add them to the list of weapon names for cats. Also, there are some weapon related terms that seemed like good cat names.

Kitten Weapon Names
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  1. Rib
  2. PB
  3. Ballistic
  4. Ricochet
  5. Big Bore
  6. Baffle
  7. Chamber
  8. Birdshot
  9. Recoil
  10. Hangfire
  11. Point Blank
  12. Jacket
  13. Wad
  14. Lock
  15. Swage
  16. Gauge
  17. Reload
  18. Half-cock
  19. Stock
  20. Wadcutter
  21. Spitzer
  22. Magazine
  23. Maggie
  24. Hammer
  25. Pellet
  26. Plink
  27. BB
  28. Headshot
  29. Projectile
  30. Shell
  31. Powder
  32. Rimfire
  33. Caliber
  34. Gunpowder
  35. Scope
  36. Dum-Dum
  37. Cartridge
  38. Clip
  39. Case
  40. Pump
  1. Barrel
  2. Sight
  3. Bayonet
  4. Matchlock
  5. Round
  6. Buckshot
  7. Boat Tail
  8. Slug
  9. Holster
  10. Misfire
  11. Brass
  12. Mound
  13. Spring
  14. Ammo
  15. Damascus
  16. Pivot
  17. Submachine
  18. Trajectory
  19. Flask
  20. Ramrod
  21. Pew Pew
  22. Tripod
  23. Sear
  24. Red Dot
  25. Flintlock
  26. Bullet
  27. Safety
  28. Slide
  29. Silencer
  30. Plug
  31. Charon
  32. Blank
  33. Hollowpoint
  34. Pin
  35. Strut
  36. Hollow
  37. Laser
  38. Muzzle
  39. Grip
  40. Trigger

Names of Fictional and Historical Marksman

Gunner Names For Cats
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What is a list of weapon names for cats without a few famous gunslingers or comic book characters who doesn’t miss their targets? I admit that some of these people are just murderers but your cat will not become a murderer just because you named it after a long gone wild west outlaw. I mean, what is wrong with naming a kitty “Billy the Cat”?

  1. Deathstroke
  2. Django
  3. Halo
  4. James or Bond
  5. Costello
  6. Wyatt Earp
  7. Clyde
  8. Master Chief
  9. Harley Quinn
  10. Hardin
  11. Riggs
  12. Domino
  13. Ringo
  14. Han Solo
  15. Marshal
  16. Wild Bill
  17. Deadshot
  18. Al Capone
  19. Gunsmoke
  20. Furiosa
  21. Jules
  22. Harmonica
  23. Billy the Cat
  24. Judge or Dredd
  25. King Fisher
  26. Tom Horn
  27. Bullseye
  28. Butch or Cassidy
  29. Dirty Harry
  30. Bonnie
  31. Hawkeye
  32. Punisher
  33. Ben Thompson
  34. Clay or Allison
  35. Ripley
  36. Vasily Zaytsev

“Occupations” That Use Weapons

These are the people who use weapons whether it may be a gun or a fighter jet except for “Decoy” which is just too good as a cat name to leave out. Be careful though! You don’t want to show your intentions with the cats name if you are planning on training a cat “Assassin”…

  1. Flyer
  2. Marine
  3. Marine
  4. Sniper
  5. Soldier
  6. Triggerman
  7. Fighter
  8. Scout
  9. Ace
  10. Ranger
  11. Tracker
  12. Bandit
  13. Gunman
  14. Decoy
  15. Outlaw
  16. Gunslinger
  17. Marksman
  18. Veteran
  19. Assassin
  20. Private Paws
  21. Hotshot
  22. Yakuza
  23. Hunter
  24. Mobster
  25. Wingcat
  26. Sheriff
  27. Sergeant
  28. Shooter
  29. Gangster
  30. Marshall
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About Yusuf Can Ekinci

Father of two cats named Tzatiki & Ouzo. Our small family tries to live without harming any living being. I am a small time farmer who tries to apply natural farming methods. Favorite activities: watching wild life at nature, passing time at home with my cats...

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